Justin Bieber Doesn’t Want Taylor Lautner’s Body

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Justin Bieber doesn’t want it!

Last week, the National Enquirer reported that Bieber hired Taylor Lautner‘s personal trainer to beef him up.

Well, the Gossip Cop has quashed the reports as lies. I know, the Enquirer posting a dud story is a real shocker and a life-changing revelation.

Malawi President Pardons LGBT Couple

26 year old Steven Monjeza and his intersex partner Tiwonge Chimbalanga, 20, have been pardoned by the President of Malawi, Bingu wa Mutharika. The President said in a statement:

“These boys committed a crime against our culture, our religion and our laws. However, as the head of state I hereby pardon them and therefore ask for their immediate release with no conditions.”

He also added:

“I have done this on humanitarian grounds but this does not mean that I support this.”

SOURCE: Telegraph.co.uk

The couple, who were the first to hold a same-sex wedding in Africa,  had been convicted of gross indecency and unnatural acts and were given 14 year jail terms.

Milkshakes Don’t Bring All the Boys to the Yard, claims Mens Health

If you want to be attracting people and have optimum health, it’s best to avoid Cold Stone Creamery‘s PB&C shake, reports several media outlets.

Why?

The PB&C, put simply, is the fattiest fatty drink on the American market according to Men’s Health. One PB&C contains as much saturated fat as 68 strips of bacon! Or as much sugar as 30 chocolate chip cookies.

The shake is made out of chocolate ice cream, milk and peanut butter. I’m guessing it also contains a big can of heart attack and coronary artery disease.

Narco Queen: Beauty Queen/Alleged Drug Lord is no Miss Congeniality

American beauty queens get into trouble for taking embarassing nude pictures, shameful sex tapes or spewing offensive homophobic vitriol. But it seems that for their South American counterparts, it’s a little different…

A Colombian beauty queen and model has been arrested in Argentina for allegedly leading a syndicate of young women smuggling coke into North America. Cocaine coke, that is.

If you don’t give Family Guy an Emmy, you’re racist

Peter spoofs Precious in this hilarious promotional poster. Try saying that five times.

The Family Guy team have mailed it to Emmy voters as part of their Emmy campaign this year.

Speaking of…when you click on the Deadline Hollywood link above, does a banner ad featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus come up on the right, too?

Didn’t her crappy sitcom The Lame Adventures of an Old Unfunny Actress get axed a few weeks ago? No way should that trash even be considered for Outstanding Comedy Series. That was the unfunniest program masquerading as a “comedy” of the past 10 years, even taking Ugly Betty into account.

Bieber needs a slap after F Bomb, says Aussie TV star!

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber dropped the f bomb during an Australian television appearance last month, says the show’s co-host, David Koch. So disappointed, the Sunrise host even suggested that Justin needs “a bit of a slap” for his diva antics!

While Kochie told Sydney’s Mix FM that he found the Biebs “a thoroughly nice bloke, really decent guy”, he was dismayed after the Bieber threw a diva fit at the show’s floor manager.

Justin reportedly told the manager, “Don’t ever fucking touch me again!” after he was given directions regarding his performance.

Happy Birthday Chris Colfer!

A big Happy Birthday to this month’s Francis Fares regular featured star, Chris Colfer! He turns 20 today.

Nicole Scherzinger wins Dancing with the Stars, plus some Kate Go$$elin

Aspiring solo pop star and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has won the tenth season of Dancing with the Stars!

It should be good promo for her new single, Nobody Can Change Me.

Meanwhile reports have surfaced that TV’s favorite bitchy mom and ball-busting wife Kate Gosselin made over half a million dollars for the five weeks she spent tensely walking “dancing” on the show:

Charice on Glee, plus she loves these boots

Charice took to her Twitter to deny reports that she will star on Glee:

I just want to let you all know, that it’s not true that i’m going to be on Glee… How i wish! haha.

SOURCE

22 JUNE UPDATE:

Charice has confirmed on her Official Twitter that she has signed on to Glee’s second season in a recurring role (as an exchange student):

It’s official. I’m on Glee (next season) but story behind it. When d rumor came out, it wasn’t true.

SOURCE

While on the topic of the rising pop star, I’ve just noticed…does she have a thing for these boots?

Will Third Time Be the Charm for Nicole S?

Three years after her disastrous attempt at a solo career, Nicole Scherzinger has premiered her new single, Nobody Can Change Me on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show.

Rather than the R&B sound of her first two bombs singles Whatever U Like and Baby Love, Nicole’s team has decided to go with a more pop/rock sound this time around. I quite like it.